whassamattayou

Yes, list season has passed. Yes, we are already about 1/12th through 2012. Yes, most lists are insignificant filler content written to appease the brainless masses willing to read the opinions of anyone capable of stringing enough words together to compose lists as trivial as “Top 100 Shits George Clooney Took While a Cast Member on E.R.” or “Top 20 Sexy Inbred Pediatricians”, in order to momentarily distract themselves from the ennui of modern life, their own worthless existence, and the fact that they left their kid locked in a hot car during a “quick stop” at Starbucks that has resulted in them thumbing through trifling lists on their smart phone for an amount of minutes bordering on 100 while lazily sipping on a frozen coffee beverage that is more high fructose corn syrup than coffee. (Just keep in mind, just because someone wrote a list doesn’t mean they know anything about the subject, I got paid to write this list and I have never seen a single Bollywood movie, that list is simply an aggregate of information available on IMDB and Wikipedia) And despite the fact that those three reasons are only the tip of the iceberg of arguments against list-writing, I am that pathetic and uncreative that Continue reading →